40 Times Life Didn't Give A F**k.

Nathan Johnson Published 07/23/2022 in facepalm

When things don't go your way.

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1.
“I was locking up to clock out.”
2.
“Finished painting the line, boss.”
3.
Handle with care
4.
No one cares that this figurine has a misprinted head.
5.
“Civil engineering”
6.
“This bathroom door at my school.”
7.
That isn’t 4
8.
“He could’ve picked up this one.”
9.
“The realtor left my front door like this after a showing.”
10.
“At a hospital I visited a while back.”
11.
He’s clearly injured.
12.
“No more pooping at this restaurant.”
13.
“Insect repellent is working out just great.”
14.
“This sandwich that I paid for.”
15.
“After ordering some shrimp, customer returned the plate like this.”
16.
“Residents called the wildlife service because they saw a ’lion’.”
17.
“Excuse me, sir. Who do I speak with concerning the lack of bacon in this office?”
18.
“My neighbor helping others learn from their mistake.”
19.
Instructions unclear
20.
“Found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans.”
21.
“Squirrel came out of my toilet.”
22.
“My girlfriend told me she has never cooked fish before. I didn’t expect scrambled haddock.”
23.
“Boss says build stairs, I build stairs.”
24.
“This groundhog taunting my dad by sitting on his trap”
25.
“This Way, That Way, or Somewhere Else”
26.
“This local parking lot ’attendant’”
27.
“Good thing they added Braille.”
28.
“My Crocs tan”
29.
“Wash hands, receive spaghetti.”
30.
“I ordered a cannoli to go and drove home, then opened the box to this.”
31.
“My husband got me these gifts.”
32.
“Just ordered these online and this is how they shipped.”
33.
“I forgot about my potatoes in the pantry for 6 months.”
34.
“The insoles of these shoes look like this tiled floor.”
35.
“Husband’s turn to cook. He says we are out of breadcrumbs. I say, ’You can use crackers as a substitute.’”
36.
“My zinger came with a free popcorn chicken expiry tag.”
37.
“I don’t understand what this is supposed to be or why it is on a playground.”
38.
“Nothing special, just a house upside down!”
39.
“Hummingbird family made a nest in a pair of hanging pool goggles.”
40.
“My fingers can touch the back of my hand.”

1.
“I was locking up to clock out.”
2.
“Finished painting the line, boss.”
3.
Handle with care
4.
No one cares that this figurine has a misprinted head.
5.
“Civil engineering”
6.
“This bathroom door at my school.”
7.
That isn’t 4
8.
“He could’ve picked up this one.”
9.
“The realtor left my front door like this after a showing.”
10.
“At a hospital I visited a while back.”
11.
He’s clearly injured.
12.
“No more pooping at this restaurant.”
13.
“Insect repellent is working out just great.”
14.
“This sandwich that I paid for.”
15.
“After ordering some shrimp, customer returned the plate like this.”
16.
“Residents called the wildlife service because they saw a ’lion’.”
17.
“Excuse me, sir. Who do I speak with concerning the lack of bacon in this office?”
18.
“My neighbor helping others learn from their mistake.”
19.
Instructions unclear
20.
“Found this in the bag. Not only did the DoorDash driver get my order wrong, but I think he messed up some poor dude’s plans.”
21.
“Squirrel came out of my toilet.”
22.
“My girlfriend told me she has never cooked fish before. I didn’t expect scrambled haddock.”
23.
“Boss says build stairs, I build stairs.”
24.
“This groundhog taunting my dad by sitting on his trap”
25.
“This Way, That Way, or Somewhere Else”
26.
“This local parking lot ’attendant’”
27.
“Good thing they added Braille.”
28.
“My Crocs tan”
29.
“Wash hands, receive spaghetti.”
30.
“I ordered a cannoli to go and drove home, then opened the box to this.”
31.
“My husband got me these gifts.”
32.
“Just ordered these online and this is how they shipped.”
33.
“I forgot about my potatoes in the pantry for 6 months.”
34.
“The insoles of these shoes look like this tiled floor.”
35.
“Husband’s turn to cook. He says we are out of breadcrumbs. I say, ’You can use crackers as a substitute.’”
36.
“My zinger came with a free popcorn chicken expiry tag.”
37.
“I don’t understand what this is supposed to be or why it is on a playground.”
38.
“Nothing special, just a house upside down!”
39.
“Hummingbird family made a nest in a pair of hanging pool goggles.”
40.
“My fingers can touch the back of my hand.”